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Q Why did the blonde guy put from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

Q Why did the blonde guy ask from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Q Why did the blonde go half from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

Q What is the smartest thing that from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.

Q What do you call a blonde from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!

Q Why does a blonde insist on from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q Why do blondes always drink with from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

Q Whats the ultimate embarrassment for a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

Q Why did the blonde have a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Q Why did the blonde make love from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Q What do you call heavily armed from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge

Q What did the leper say to from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.

Why is the space between a womans from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Whats the definition of love true love from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Whats the difference between your wife and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.

Whats the difference between a bitch and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

Why does a bride smile when she from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.

How is a woman like a condom from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Why do hunters make the best lovers from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.